I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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