and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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Even my vagina gasped.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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