He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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