I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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