I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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