in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just found a bag of teeth...
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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