If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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