I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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