"it" just moved
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
it hurts more in the daytime
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
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I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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