we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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