He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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