Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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