They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
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dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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