We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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