So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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