Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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