The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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