he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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