Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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