I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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