sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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