If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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