Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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