he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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