I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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