You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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