So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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