I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
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You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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