you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Everything about him screamed your future.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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