Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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