I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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