Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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