ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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