id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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