I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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