you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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