i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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