i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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