Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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