they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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