Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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