I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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