your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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