foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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