He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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