After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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