So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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