Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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