i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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