But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
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happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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